In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.

They're calling them microchips.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Doctor Vist

A guy is going to see his shrink. when he gets there, just outside the door he strips down, gets butt naked & raps himself in suran wrap, then walks in/hops in, & goes & flops on the couch & says alright doc im ready! doc turns around, thinks for a minute, & says alright i can clearly see--- your nuts!

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📅︎ May 18 2020
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A moth flew in to a physiotherapists

The physio: what is wrong?

The moth: I feel so depressed, worthless, useless to society, and I really need help.

The physio: This is a Physiotherapists, I deal with physical issues, you need to go to a Psychologist, a shrink. Why did you come in here?

The Moth: "The light was on"

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📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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My dads joke about 10 years ago

I was about seven when my mom dad and I were driving past a graveyard when my dad asks me question. Dad: How many dead people are in the graveyard? Me: Idk like 100 Dad: All of them! Next thing I hear is an uproar of laughter from him and my mom, while I just shrink down in my seat in defeat. He kept doing the same joke for 5 more years

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📅︎ Jan 23 2015
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