Why was the skeleton mad at the grave robber?

Because of all the skulduggery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSunDowner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the robber say to the baker?

Give me all your dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anguishedmoon71
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear there was a photo store robbed recently? They caught the robber, but he says he was framed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fewlesspro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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The robbers seem to XL at their job
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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The robbers took everything from my house, but I’m most upset they took my mirror

I can’t see myself without it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/It_Is_Blue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you say when a bank robber gets sent to the same prison as his inseparable twin sons?

Con joined twins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Did you hear about the ice cream robber?

He was brought into custardy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecolorofsight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Bank Robber: Where's the Safe?!

Teller:
Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THE SAFE?
Teller:
Bank Robber: ANSWER ME!
Penn: He always does this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/footprintx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Did you hear about the Mexican train robber??

He had Loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingobaby98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Where is the best place to avoid a bank robbers bullets

Where it's safe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Have you heard about the bank teller who killed a robber with a bag of change?

She nickel and dimed him to death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickenugget_TM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What did the French bank robber say to the bank teller handing him money?

"Baguette"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KreonTheSleepy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What did the knife robber say to the spoon

Fork over the cash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mundo_Official
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What's the difference between Batman and a robber?

Batman can go into a store without Robin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valdes2011
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What did the carwash clerk say to the robber

Don't rob me I can give you a clean getaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFluffyOverlord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Why was the robber crying?

Because he took things personally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legendx_X
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I like using the gym after bank robbers

They're the best at wiping down the equipment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why did the robber choose not to hold up a clothing store?

He thought there would be too many causal T's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skippingape
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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A robber found out a way to hide money in his pants so that he could avoid the cops, Injeanous right?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeyags1016
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Why did the robber go to gaol?

Because the copper caught him steeling iron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_boourns
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I got the tickets to a talk show, organised by a group of robbers, at a heavy discount

It was a ConSession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Did you hear about the two robbers who stole a calendar?

Yeah they each got six months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiiMMer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What the the grave robber who stole from Tom Petty’s burial site get charged with?

Petty Larceny.

I know, too soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B00617825
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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The police recently arrested the notorious bread shop robber

When asked why he did it, he said, "They have a lot of dough".

Police officers responded to praise for their arrest, "We always want to rise to the occasion. It's the yeast we can do".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drekkan85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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So I saw a billboard dressed as a robber walk into a bank the other day

Probably should've realised it was a bad sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicPunz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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After the bank heist, the robbers camped in the woods to hide.

That's criminal in tent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?

Because he had a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Did you hear about the Mexican train robber

He had loco motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotesmagoats3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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