I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.

He thought it was upsetting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCMajorGeo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicstradamus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I was watching the sun rise, when it dawned on me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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I was going to wake up early to watch the sun rise.

But then it dawned on me that I should sleep in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/US99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Every day I forget which direction the sun rises...

Then it dawns on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kameshkii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shy_NaughtyMuslim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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As I sat there on that dark, winter morning, I couldn’t remember when the sun would finally rise....

But then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/refusalskills
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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The Rooster

What did the rooster say to greet the rising sun?

β€œLet me sing for you the song of my peeps.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1st10Amendments
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A Planetary Conversation:

"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter

"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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I was trying to figure out what time the sun would rise this morning.

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OppositeFingat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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