The recipe said, ‘Set the oven to 180 degrees’.
Now I can’t open it because the door is facing the wall.
My wife got me today. Me, I'm making pound cake. I'm going to half the recipe
Her... so your making half a pound cake?
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me “you’re wrong about the parsley...
but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees
But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.
My wife asked me to make my flourless chocolate torte this week, but with a few changes to the recipe.
I guess you could say I dabble in torte reform.
The recipe said to dice the onion
My friends always ask how I concocted my perfect chili recipe. I tell them: same way OJ beat the system...
The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...
It operates on a knead to know basis.
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.
That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
I tried to cook according to a recipe but the food was bland
I should have taken it with a grain of salt
What's the lazy baker's favorite recipe?
I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.
It will be called wikileeks.com
I guess Bush's Baked Beans recipe is kept secret by not spilling the beans.
Whats the purpose of the flour in that recipe?
It was my father's funeral today and my brother has been going round all the guests trying to tell them about his new fish and herbs recipe...
I eventually pulled him over and said "c'mon dude, there's a thyme and a plaice" but this is not it!
Wife: I think we should halve the recipe.
Me: you want to halve your recipe and eat it too?
The ultimate Dad recipe
Do you know how to make Chicken Egg Roll?
Put it on an inclined plane.
The recipe for Resurrection Rolls is easy
The annoying part is waiting 3 days for them to rise
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”......
but now i can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees”
Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
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