Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...

That was just one of the downfalls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...

It was a roil-mess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why did the hipsters go rafting on the tributary?

They didn't like the main stream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRexIRL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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The Man, the Sheep and the Dog

a man, a sheep and a dog are the only survivors of a shipwreck and get marooned on a desert island with more than enough food. days, weeks and months pass and the only thing the can look forward to on the island everyday is the beautiful sunset! every evening the man, the sheep and the dog go and watch the sunset... one day the man attempted to put his arm around the sheep and the dog goes crazy so he has to retract his arm. he angrily exclaims "I was just cuddling!" the next evening they are back on the beach and the man sees something out to sea... after further investigation he sees it is a unconscious woman on a raft! the man swims out and rescues the woman, takes her to shore and nurses her back to health they begin chatting and get on incredibly well, she was a beautiful young woman with a great sense of humour. the next evening the man, the woman, the sheep and the dog go to the beach to watch the sunset as per usual... whilst sitting on the beach the woman looked up at the man, and he looked back at her. she says how can I ever repay you? the man then says "you can you take the dog for a walk?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frzr-csgo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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Doc Brown's First Time Machine

Did you know Doc Brown's first attempt at a time machine wasn't a DeLorean? It was a white water raft. The problem was he couldn't get it up to 88 so he was unable to leave the current.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hibdob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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