The Pyramids Puns

A list of puns related to "The Pyramids"

Visiting the pyramids

I was exploring the pyramids and suddenly came across a beautiful golden sarcophagus.  The guide and I both gasped and farted at the same time, identical farts.  It was the first time I ever experienced a toot in common.

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👤︎ u/supercman99
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.

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👤︎ u/xXJustaGuy420Xx
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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If the Pyramids really were tombs, Would we still call them Pyramids? Rather,

Instead, we should call them DIE-Angles.

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👤︎ u/Linksys120n
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

Mummy's home.

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👤︎ u/mougy
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:

My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”

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👤︎ u/ColinHenrichon
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Someone sawed the top off of a pyramid.

It was pointless.

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👤︎ u/Dr048
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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👤︎ u/obvious_santa
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid

That's a huge weight off my shoulders

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Son: Aren’t the pyramids really just squares?

Me: Yeah, but only up to a point

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👤︎ u/thetinggoskrraa
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Why did the child go to the pyramids?

He was visiting his mummy! (I officially declare myself the first dad on this subreddit to make a mom joke. I have failed as a father.)

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👤︎ u/PickleHammer929-_-
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What is the worst pyramid scheme ever?

The one that never got built

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Archaeologists have discovered that putting the burial chambers inside the pyramids took a lot less time than previously thought.

It was literally a Tomb In It job

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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One of the Russians in my human pyramid team was recently deported.

We don’t have Oleg to stand on.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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The most impressive pyramid scheme was the building of the pyramids.
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👤︎ u/first-timer-es
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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So sad that the Russian guy in my human pyramid group has left...

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

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👤︎ u/chloepaige13
📅︎ May 09 2017
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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side

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👤︎ u/Ctsanger
📅︎ Jan 09 2017
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Who built the pyramids?

Dad joke

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👤︎ u/frim_fram_sauce
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.

We didn’t have Oleg to stand on.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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