Did you hear that the guy who got second place in that smoke machine design contest forgot how his prototype worked?

When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.

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👤︎ u/HuecoTanks
📅︎ May 23 2020
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The prototype of the sickle was a test sickle.

To be in compliance with the rule 6 change: test sickle = testicle

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👤︎ u/MacBallou
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Two scientists are trying to come up with a way to measure temperature.

One shows the other a prototype thermometer.

"We haven't figured out what to call it yet, but I need you to tell me what temperature this room is when i turn off the air conditioner so it cools to room temperature."

The other scientist gives him the OK and he walks out of the room to turn off the heater.

"OK, what temperature is it?"

"There's no marks on it!" The other scientist replied.

"Well, tell me the height of the mercury on the inside, relative to length of the bottle!"

"Alright" The scientist says. "In that case, it's fair in height"

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📅︎ May 08 2020
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I had an idea to make some curtains that don't need to be fastened

But after the first prototype, that's out the window

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📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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