A list of puns related to "The Podium"
Dad: "Wrong, son. He was just taking a political stand."
The guy was really taking a stand!!
It's called "Hannibal Lectern."
Whoops, a dais!
The man sitting next to her asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "Absolutely", she responds. So the man walks up to the podium and clears his throat. "Plethora" he says. Then he comes and sits back down. "Thank you", the woman says. "That means a lot."
I woudn't want to climb up the podium
So there's this funeral, and the widow asks if anyone would like to say anything.
A man stands up and say: "I'd like to say a word."
The widow nods and the man takes the podium.
He says, "Plethora." and goes back to his seat.
The widow says: "Thank you, that means a lot."
I would probably come in fourth, so that I donβt have to walk to the podium.
So I was hanging out with friends and they told me about this movie Rubber. It's a movie about a tire that goes around and kills people. I had never heard of it so I asked if the tire won any awards because it would be funny to see them roll out a tire to a podium. My buddy across the table says "Yeah, it had a pretty Goodyear."
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Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
Step mom: "Wow, he swept the podium!" Dad: "Yeah, the guys who were up there before him made a huge mess."
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