Which philosopher do cows love the most?
Albert Camus
I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!
I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
An offer you can't understand.
What is it called when you spend an hour in the bookstore browsing for German philosophers?
A Schopenhauer.
I taught my kid speed reading and Iβm proud to say that he managed to finish βHarry Potter and the Philosopherβs Stoneβ in an hour and a half.
I know itβs only six words, but itβs a start.
Did you hear about the incredibly average philosopher?
His name was mediocrates.
Who was the fastest philosopher?
Mach1-avelli
What did the photocopier philosopher say?
I print, therefor I am.
He was the greatest philosopher of the canine community.
What is the name of the greatest philosopher to ever live?
Question Mark
What is the english philosopherβs favourite food
Hammmmm
How did they recover the frozen philosopher from the ice?
The process was simple; it was well thought out.
I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher
But I said I Kant.
Which philosopher was the best footballer?
Soccerates
The philosopher of shit-talking.
What did the philosopher say when he fell overboard?
I sink, therefore I swam.
Who was the worlds youngest philosopher?
Playdough
What did the sarcastic academic say when asked if he could name a single German philosopher?
βNo I Kantβ
Who was the most succint and to the point ancient Greek philosopher?
Pithagoras
The last words from the Titanic's philosopher
Concido ergo sum
The dieting philosopher stopped losing weight.
He'd hit a Plato.
What's the motto of Enlightenment philosophers?
Yes we Kant.
Did you hear about the client who wanted to advertise his product only to philosophers?
It's a pretty Nietzsche audience.
What did the sweet potato philosopher say?
I think, therefore I yam.
I am teaching my kid speed reading and Iβm proud to say that he managed to finish βHarry Potter and the Philosopherβs Stoneβ in an hour and a half.
I know itβs only six words, but itβs a start.
