The Peacocks Puns

Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.

Wife and I were driving down the street and saw the male and female peacocks together, which was rare. The male was spreading its feathers trying to impress the female.

Wife said, "Oh. We have to stop and take a picture!" I said, "No. Bro code. Can't interrupt him when he's macking." Wife was confused and asked what the hell I was talking about.

"Bros don't peacock block bros."

We were playing trivial pursuit when I was younger, and he gets a question.

"What does a Peacock mate with?"

He looks around the room, going a bit red..

"I dunno, it's beak?!!"