The Outline Puns

A list of puns related to "The Outline"

What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart

A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis

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👤︎ u/nojuicing
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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My grandpa did this one yesterday at a restaurant.

A guy walked in with a jacket that had the outline of a skeleton on it. After he walked past us my grandfather leaned over to me and said,

"I think he needs to eat more."

I looked at him confused because the guy was a little bigger.

"You can see all his bones."

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👤︎ u/dream-believe-fly09
📅︎ Feb 22 2014
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