A list of puns related to "The Old Folks at Home (film)"
In the old folks one, they trap the evil administrator in some sort of maze or contraption, and Iβm pretty sure they feed home to a dog or something.
In the Santa one, I think the Santa was a burglar?
In the heart one, a guy in a suit finds a box on his desk and opens it to reveal a beating heart.
Any ideas? This movie is old, pretty sure itβs from before the 2000s.
About 10 years ago when the place was under different and much better management, there was a staff and residents meeting to discuss what would happen in case of a pandemic. The residents who lived there at the time (who are long dead by now) said that if there was ever an epidemic which threatened staff's lives, we should leave them to fend for themselves.
There has been no such discussion or meeting this time, different management. However quietly over the last couple of weeks, all residents who still have their mental faculties and understand what is happening have told staff the same thing. That they have lived their lives and are near the end anyway, and they don't want people to risk their lives for them. All residents except one have a DNR. If they ever got critically ill with covid19, they would never be put on a ventilator anyway.
I certainly hope it won't come to this because now, as a visitor, I won't be allowed in during this lockdown and I would never see them again. Fingers crossed the lockdown won't go on for too long and I'll be able to visit soon.
One thing I am glad about the last few weeks is that all the anti old people posting on this sub has stopped.
The sirens and flashing lights are keeping neighbours awake. It's so selfish.
I work in an Old Folks home, which I love and hate at the same time. I love the people I get to assist and help out, but have also had to say a fair share of "goodbyes" as well. It's a difficult job, but it's honestly worth it until I finally get my BA.
Anyways, there was this old, old woman that was just moved here by her family a few months ago. She's 98 years old, but still has her mind, is able to walk, and her hearing is better than average for her age. I honestly would have guessed she was younger if a coworker hadn't told me her age.
So for the two weeks , her caregiver has been out sick, so they asked me to fill her position for double the pay (as I work part-time and this is a very respectful organization). I said sure, why not?
Honestly, I now think I didn't need to get a wage hike for so much overtime. She is genuinely the sweetest, cutest old woman I've ever met. She greets everybody with a smile, is a good moral person who has donated several hours toward many charitable organizations, and I think she sees me as a daughter-like figure (which I think is pretty awesome).
So anyways, she decided to chat me up one day as I was bringing in her food.
OLD WOMAN: You're a pretty girl, you know that RubyBerru? You'd make a man happy to be your husband.
ME: Heh yeah, maybe.
OLD WOMAN: Do you ever want kids?
ME: Eh, no. Not especially.
OLD WOMAN: Oh? How come? You'd make a great mom.
ME: expecting to be bingoed but I'm playing it cool, anyways I've never been interested. I've travelled to almost 30 states and 2 Latin American countries. If I had kids, it probably would have been more difficult. I'm also getting my second degree and planning on traveling to England to study Art and History.
OLD WOMAN: silent for a moment, then she smiles at me Oh, good for you! I've heard Britain is beautiful.
ME: It sure is. Can't wait to go.
OLD WOMAN: Sometimes I wish I hadn't married that old fart of a husband and gone to Mexico, instead. I've heard that's a pretty country, too.
ME: trying not to laugh Have you ever travelled to a different country?
OLD WOMAN: Are you kidding?! I had five kids and a lazy-ass husband! I'm sure I would have gotten the chance if I wasn't such a dumbass. Now look where my kids put me!
This was honestly an encounter I wasn't expecting, since she had never even set a curse word until that day. It was very relieving to hear albeit depressing. She proceeded to tell me I was smart and don't let anybody boss me around.
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In order to pass the semester you needed the extra credit from volunteer work, so you went to the Retirement Home
When you get there, you find an old lady, and she says that today she's 73 years old and that it's her birthday
The bois are looking at eachother, and you must ask for forgiveness from god for what you're about to do
The grammies!
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