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A list of puns related to "The Murphys"
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
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He was given 50 quid for the job. The boss on the way home catches Paddy going the wrong way, "what are ye at Paddy, I have you 50 quid to bring them to the zoo"
Paddy says "I know ye but I had change left over so I'm bringing them to the movies now"
Paddy fell off the roof.
Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far
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a coworker of mine had to pick up his son whose car had stalled at a Murphy's gas station. It was the second time he had stalled there.
He told his son "you shouldn't come here any more" his son said "why?" "because murphy's law seems to be working here.
that would be good enough but then they started talking about murphys law and other laws like moores law etc.
Then his son said "thats like Coe's Law" My friend said "Whats Coe's Law?" His son said "Its shredded cabbage mixed with dressing and spices"
Was watching Disney's Mulan last night with some friends. It was toward the beginning of the movie, right when Mushu (the dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy) is introduced. At this point, I cleverly quipped, "Looks like Mulan is about to get her drag on."
Groans aplenty.
Me: Yeah, I figured you could use the space like that, if you didn't wanna just make it into a guest room.
Dad: No. Though I might put a Murphy Bed in there.
Me: Eh... I don't trust Murphy Beds.
Dad: Why not?
Me: Because with those, everything that can go wrong will.
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
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