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The Merger Puns

A list of puns related to "The Merger"

What’s the new FedEx and UPS merger going to be called?

FedUp.

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👤︎ u/Kileni
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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I was in Drivers Ed and my teacher (mid 50's father of 2) was talking about what to do if there is a large vehicle in the way.

"For example, if there is a big UPS truck in the road what do you do? Wait, actually, did you guys hear about the merger happening between UPS and FedEx?"

A round of confused "no's" pop up around the room

"Yes, they are merging, I hear they are going to now be called FedUps..."

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👤︎ u/ChiefTief
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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