A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
Why did the potato cough up blood?
Because it had tuber-culosis
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
Why can't the pirate play Magic the gathering?
Because he is sitting in his deck
Did you hear about the blood transfusion?
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove 2 miles down the road and turned into a field.
I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, ‘Would you like to lay down?’
I told them I was inclined to it.
Speaking of magicians... what do you call a magician when he looses all his magic?
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.
He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Did you ever hear about the lumberjack in the magic Forrest?
A lumberjack went to a magic Forrest to cut down some trees for wood. He comes up to the first tree he sees and starts to chop it down. Suddenly the tree cries out “Wait! Don’t cut me down! I’m a magical talking tree!” The lumberjack replies “You may be a magic tree but you will dialogue!”
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
On what type of plate does Dracula get his blood soup served on?
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?
One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...
What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
Why is the doctor at the blood bank picky about her dates?
What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
In which era did the half demon bloods exist?
What is the smelliest kind of ox?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
A magic tractor drove down the road ...
A magic tractor drives down the road...
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
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