A list of puns related to "The Maddening"
Growing up I ate a lot of sandwiches. Without fail, every time I asked my father to make one for me this was the exchange...
Me: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich"?
Dad: "POOF! You're a sandwich."
It was maddening, especially when I was jonesing for a PB&J.
He opened the lid and there was Ludwig... maddenly erasing sheets of his greatest works. "Just as I thought!" said the gravedigger. "He's decomposing!"
Far from the Madden Crowd
Question: What was the worst shift you've ever worked?
Answer: @jon_bois Was a gravedigger for a summer - every shift was the worst. Finished a shift once and realized I left my soda cup in a grave.
Response: This is accidental genius. You could have skated by on sympathy for such a long time. "Cut me a break, okay? I BURIED MY POP LAST WEEKEND."
H/T http://www.sbnation.com/2014/10/21/7028991/breaking-madden-roster-cuts-week-8-a-big-gulp-full-o-poop
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