A list of puns related to "The Lost Husband"
The doctor says Iām sorry but your husband is all right now. The wife is puzzled. Well why are you sorry then. The doctor says because your husband lost his left arm and leg.
Have you heard about the man who lost his favorite blanket?
He never re-covered.
Got sighs and eye rolls from my husband AND my sister for that one!
While driving to the grocery store we sat at a red light, my husband noticed a stray shoe sitting in the crosswalk. He wondered "how someone could lose just one shoe", and i said it was sad, he asked why:
"because they lost their sole-mate"
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