A list of puns related to "The Lorry"
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
......everything was covered in debris
The police say they don't know what to make of it.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'
Can't beat a good police dadjoke.
Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.
Now he's the man-da-lorry-in
After a long list of dad jokes in a chat, one of my friends told me to get hit by a truck. I responded with:
"that would be a semi-solution" and then: "If I am misunderstanding a part of this, please articulate your concerns to my friend lorry, she will clarify"
many people left the chat after this
My girlfriend was driving us to into town early this morning for work, it was dark and we all had lights on. A waste disposal truck coming the other way narrowly misses us as it overtakes a cyclist on a blind corner. My girlfriend gets angry because of their stupidity, I wait a split second and say:
"I guess they're just a rubbish lorry driver"
It didn't defuse the situation...
A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"
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