The local motorway has become blocked after a lorry shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.

Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...

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📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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A cheese lorry just crashed on the motorway......

......everything was covered in debris

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👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.

The police say they don't know what to make of it.

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📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ May 11 2017
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From the radio traffic report: 'A lorry carrying ladders has crashed on the M6 motorway just south of manchester, and the cargo has spilled onto the road ....

The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'

Can't beat a good police dadjoke.

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👤︎ u/8979323
📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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News just in: Two carpets have fallen off a lorry on the A38

Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.

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👤︎ u/Artoast
📅︎ Jun 13 2015
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Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?

Now he's the man-da-lorry-in

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👤︎ u/redenno
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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I'm Well Known (and Hated) for These Around My School

After a long list of dad jokes in a chat, one of my friends told me to get hit by a truck. I responded with:

"that would be a semi-solution" and then: "If I am misunderstanding a part of this, please articulate your concerns to my friend lorry, she will clarify"

many people left the chat after this

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📅︎ Mar 30 2016
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Got my girlfriend on an early drive this morning.

My girlfriend was driving us to into town early this morning for work, it was dark and we all had lights on. A waste disposal truck coming the other way narrowly misses us as it overtakes a cyclist on a blind corner. My girlfriend gets angry because of their stupidity, I wait a split second and say:

"I guess they're just a rubbish lorry driver"

It didn't defuse the situation...

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📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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I hope this doesn't make anyone sour!

A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"

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