The Levels Puns

A list of puns related to "The Levels"

Because I always take my shit to the next level
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👤︎ u/no_bill
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels

She said "Sure, what volume ?"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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👤︎ u/alkaath
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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I tried to quell a disagreement between me and my girlfriend in the shopping mall. But by the time we got to the second level we were shouting at each other.

In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.

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👤︎ u/sellwinerugs
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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👤︎ u/BHarcade
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!

They have been stepped on for far too long.

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👤︎ u/A_German_Memer
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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In the UK we now have new Covid alert levels

I knew it would end in tiers

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

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👤︎ u/du_bekar
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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👤︎ u/The_Bored-biker
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.

...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 27 2020
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My wife always orders her Indian food with the highest level of spiciness.

She’s very curry-ageous.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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What New York borough has the lowest cholesterol levels?

Statin Island.

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👤︎ u/PharmSystem
📅︎ May 21 2020
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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👤︎ u/bluewhiskers
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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It’s easy to be the best tavern beneath sea level...

...that’s a really low bar.

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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I keep getting funny looks when i insist on playing the first level in spanish.

Nobody expects the spanish intro mission

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👤︎ u/flowt
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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I'm just thankful that I'm not the first to think of this 3rd-level pun.
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👤︎ u/ShinigamiDady
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
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👤︎ u/Kurn_Worf
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Why do so many visitors level Iceland without visiting the ancient Parliament?

Because they don't even know it's a þing.

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👤︎ u/Prom3th3an
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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My daughters asked me when we were going to the upper level of the mall.

I told them we had choices. We could esca-now, or escalator.

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👤︎ u/Quibblicous
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Why can't Superman ever drive to the top level of the parking garage?

Because he always stays in the Lois Lane

Kill me pls

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👤︎ u/ts84g
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Pun-off 2017 -- Top level comments are the topic, children are the pun.

Example:

Top Level: FISH

Pun Level: I really like fish, but some people don't, they find them really icthy

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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My TV tells me what level the sound is

It speaks volumes

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👤︎ u/Green-Z
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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If you’re trying to get your point across about something, try adjusting the decibel level of your voice up and down while talking.

It will speak volumes to people.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.

She told me to look below C level.

(oc)

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👤︎ u/maraudershake
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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I was at the hardware store with my daughter. She of course knocked over a level.

I told her to level with me about what she did.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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So I was using the level kit to make sure my shelf was straight. I dropped the thing and it hit me right on the head

Guess I’m a level-headed individual

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👤︎ u/Nice_Yams
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change

I guess it will be Amsterdamned.

That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?

source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/

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👤︎ u/bary3000
📅︎ Feb 03 2017
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If David Guetta reached his level of fame by raising himself by the bootstraps, does that make him a go-Guetta?
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👤︎ u/Perse95
📅︎ Jun 14 2017
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Why couldn't the mechanic fix the machine in the high level dungeon?

He didn't have the right gear!

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👤︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
📅︎ Sep 27 2016
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People from the Netherlands smoke weed because a large part of their country is underneath the sea level. They are only trying to get "high" so that they can escape the effects of global warming.
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👤︎ u/Gandurk
📅︎ May 13 2015
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Wife and I picked up our 8 year old son after a school field trip to a pumpkin farm. Son takes it to the next level. Wife about leaped out of the car...

Me: What did they have at the farm?

Son: Pumpkins and gourds.

Me: Did you get to pick one out to take home?

Son: I got a gourd because it looked cool. /shows us multi colored, striped gourd

Me: Gourd for you!

Son: /slightly confused... Yes, I got this gourd.

Me: So... would you say you had a ... gourd time?

Wife: /groans

Son: Ya, I had a gourd time.

Wife: /groans again.

Wife: Really?!

Me: He gets these jokes now. He's all... gourd up now.

Wife: STOP!

Son: Oh, gourd!

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👤︎ u/shifty21
📅︎ Oct 11 2014
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Are grandpas the equivalent of a level 10 dad when it comes to dad jokes?

This is a conversation on Facebook...

Grandma posts: Does anyone know how to get gorilla glue out of carpet?

Grandpa replies: Feed it a banana.

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👤︎ u/matwithonet13
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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