A list of puns related to "The Last of Us (film)"
How does every Russian joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Whats the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn? Â Nothing, theyâre both fictional characters
Whatâs meant by an exchange opinions in the Communist party of the Soviet Union? Â Itâs when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion, and I leave with the partyâs.
What do you call a Russian with Touretteâs Syndrome? Â Yukanol Fukov.
What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes? Â A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.
What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada Userâs Manual? Â The bus and train timetables.
What is Communism? Â The Poles say itâs the longest and most painful of the roads to capitalism.
What do you call a gassy russian? Vladimir Tootin
What is the fastest country in the world? A: Russia
What do you call a Lada on a hill? Â A bloody miracle.
What did Wendi Murdoch say to Vladimir Putin? Â Put-it-in!
What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Â Electricity.
Did you hear about the winner of the Russian beauty contest? Me neither.
When was the first Russian election held? Â The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, âGo ahead, choose your wife.â
Russia really Putin a lot of work for the Winter Olympics
I hate Russian dolls. Theyâre so full of themselves.
America: Hey Ivan.. Russia: da.. America: what do you call a gassy Russian.. Russia: hoe donât-.. America: Vladimir Tootin.. Russia: !   America: !!.. Russia: fuck you.
Me: Netflix and chill more like NYET-flix and chill.. Closetcellist: in a russian accent NO FILMS. ONLY CHILL.
So you want to tell me⌠Hilbert was Russian to the loud noise?
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: âWhat is the difference between Russian and English fairy tales?â Weâre answering: âThe English fairy tale start with âOnce upon a timeâŚâ, and ours with âIt will be soonâŚ
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: âWhy some people say that Hungarians love the Russians and hate the Americans?â Weâre answering: âBecause Russians helped Hungarians to get rid of one totalitarian rule, but Americans donât help to get rid of the other.â
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: âWhy Lenin wore regular shoes, but Stalin wore boots?â Weâre answering: âAt Leninâs time, Ru
... keep reading on reddit âĄMy parents visited me last weekend. Short on ideas, we decided to hit up a widely-respected art museum. They had some new exhibitions, some of which were a little outside our personal tastes and expectations.
We walked into a photography exhibit and saw, along one wall, a sheet of green. This sheet of green was a little higher and taller than the average door, and stretched all the way down that bit of wall plus a few feet onto the floor.
"Oh," I said, "a green screen. That's kind of a neat little thing to have here. Sort of an homage to that style of film, I guess?"
Little did I know. In hindsight, I don't know why I expected anything different.
My father and I approached the plaque beside it. There we learned the truth: This was not a green screen. No. No, this was a specially printed photograph.
A photograph... of a green screen.
There we stood, astonished at the audacity of the thing before us. "My God," I said aloud, "This, right here, this is something else. This is just plain genius. Can you imagine getting money for something like this? Why didn't we come up with this? This is gold!"
To which my dad simply responded, "No, son...
... it's green."
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