25 Hilarious The Last Word Puns

I confused the word Jacuzzi with Yakuza last week...

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia...

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👤︎ u/WittyPipe69

📅︎ May 20 2021

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So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

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👤︎ u/SlaaneshiRose

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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What are the last words of the physical education teacher?

All javelins to me

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👤︎ u/Obviously_oliverus

📅︎ Feb 19 2021

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I'll never forget my old man's last words before he kicked the bucket:

"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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👤︎ u/DevonWhiteTurnUp

📅︎ Jul 03 2020

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I remember the last words my grandfather ever said to me. He said ‘You selfish boy!’

Not long after that, I became a fishmonger.

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👤︎ u/CaptainAsia97

📅︎ Jul 31 2020

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Last night, I explained to my son what the word “bargain” means.

I think it meant a great deal to him.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 12 2019

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As the man of the house, I always have the last word when my wife and I disagree about what to do.

Usually it's something like "yes dear."

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👤︎ u/StateOfContusion

📅︎ Apr 11 2020

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My father-in-law (who's last name is Word) after a week of travel: Are you getting sick of the Word "family"?

Me: That's an odd word to get sick of.

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👤︎ u/Dye590

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?

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👤︎ u/Billyb0bj03

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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The executioner asked if I had any last words

I said “Yes, just three.”

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👤︎ u/Nice_Yams

📅︎ Jan 17 2019

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The last words from the Titanic's philosopher

Concido ergo sum

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👤︎ u/hannahsmetana

📅︎ Nov 21 2016

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What were the cowlick's famous last words?

Well, I guess this is where we part ways...

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👤︎ u/transcend11

📅︎ Jan 22 2017

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Thought I had a winner, but my 5yo got the last word.

Son, in a silly voice: "I'd like another piece of matzah with cream cheese and a-vo-ca-TOE."

Me: I don't think avoca's have toes, ha ha ha.

Son: ....

Me: I was just joking around. It's really "a-vo-ca-DO."

Son: Avoca's don't have dough, either.

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👤︎ u/spoonhocket

📅︎ Apr 21 2014

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I will always fondly remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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👤︎ u/jvlpdillon

📅︎ Nov 22 2015

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I’ll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said

“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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I'll never forget the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.

He said, son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket.

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👤︎ u/MrBlue08

📅︎ Jun 04 2018

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I’ll never forget my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket.

He said, “I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?”

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👤︎ u/Cylasbreakdown

📅︎ Feb 28 2019

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Wanna know your granddad's last words were before kicking the bucket

I wonder how far I can kick this bucket

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👤︎ u/consterthemonster060

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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I can always remember the last words my Father said to me before he kicked the bucket

"Son, how far do you think I can kick that bucket?"

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👤︎ u/glenthesboy

📅︎ Apr 19 2017

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I remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.

“Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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👤︎ u/That-Big-Man-J

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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I’ll never forget my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket.

“Hey, you guys wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?”

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👤︎ u/VividDreamerzzzz

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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I still remember my granddads last words before he kicked the bucket

He said “Hey! Watch how far I can kick this bucket”

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Mar 12 2018

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Ill always remember the last words my dad told me before he kicked the bucket...

Dad: "son, look how far I can kick this bucket."

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👤︎ u/knightysays

📅︎ Dec 02 2018

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I'll never forget the last words my dad said before he kicked the bucket..."son, look how far i can kick this bucket"

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👤︎ u/Ctrldj

📅︎ Dec 16 2017

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I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket...

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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👤︎ u/Yebol

📅︎ Feb 05 2016

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