I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.
At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.
Medusa tried to get a job in the microbiology lab, but all her samples turned out badly.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:
"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.
"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."
A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. “13?”, the scientist asks, “I wanted a dozen!”
The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”
I had a crush on my science lab partner, then she left the school
I lost My Chemical Romance
A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond...
What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?
The leading cause of cancer in lab rats
Did you hear about the guy who cooked a burger in the lab?
He called it a bunsen burger
Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
I met a lab worker the other day...
He has a degree in dog kibble
I’ve retired from the cloning lab and now I don’t know what to do with myself
I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I said, “I think your fly is open.”
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
So I messed up my chemistry lab the other day and had way to much O2 as a byproduct
But to be honest, it was a breath of fresh air.
My dog started dog school this week. My dad asked my sister if our dog was going to have a “lab” partner. Which she does the other dog who is her partner is a black lab!
My kid complained because the t.v in the backseat of my van stopped working and he couldnt watch Dexters Lab.
I turned up the music and said
"Here are some car tunes for you, son".
He started to cry and my wife yelled at me.
Hear they had a radioactive spill at the primate lab?
They've now got fission chimps.
Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.
The local school board just purchased a powerful new microscope for the high school biology lab...
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
Did you hear about the doctor who got so angry she attacked a lab worker?
To be fair, he'd been testing her patience for months.
I once met someone in the Biology Lab..
My friend got a paper cut in the chemistry lab and accidentally touched sodium chloride while trying to put on a bandage.
That's like sprinkling salt over your wounds.
I'm sick of my job at the photo lab.
My life is developing too many negatives.
Hung on the wall at the lab (x-post /r/funny)
https://i.imgur.com/8oYKk78.jpg
Scientists have grown working vocal cords in the lab.
The results speak for themselves.
I told my C professor I spend too much time in the lab.
He asked if I was getting C sick.
Someone broke into the lab and stole some chemicals.
My friend dad joked me in the lab last night
We meet up to work on our lab and when I got there I realized I hadn't eaten in almost 9 hours.
Me: hey have you eaten yet?
Him: wide eyes and creepy voice what do you mean? I've been eating my whole life.
Me: really.... Really?
Why couldn't the lab assistant understand the wet nuclear physicist?
Because he was soakin' fusing.
Dadjoked the receptionists at the medical lab today
It's cloudy with no rain today, and when I got to the lab in the basement, here's what happened.
Receptionist: Has the sun come out yet today?
Me: No, not yet. But I did see an old bomber and two fighters for the D-Day anniversary.
Nurse passing by: Where were they?
Me: In the sky, where else?
*cue laughter and one "he sure got you good" from the receptionists*
Mission accomplished.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteamed colleague.
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