I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.

Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships...

I took gold, silver and bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Darkest Dungeon 2 preview tomorrow. Judging by the preview image, RIP to the kleptomaniac who stole our hearts. twitter.com/DarkestDungeo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/green715
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

A comma.

A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

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Simming Tips #1: The Kleptomaniac's Bible

The kleptomaniac swiping ability has a few restrictions:

  1. Sims have a 360-degree view of the events around them.
  2. Sims can only see within 10 tiles from their position.
  3. Anything stolen 11 or more tiles away (even if you are 10 tiles, as long as the item is past 10 tiles) is fine. (Good rule of thumb is to just not steal within a room with a sim in it, unless it's a sufficiently large room).
  4. Sims cannot see anything stolen through a window (even wall height), behind any walls (tallest or 2nd tallest height), behind the picket fence [Will update as other fences are tested].
  5. The above rules do not pertain to babies and pets. One can steal from right beside them and not get caught.
  6. The higher the Mischief skill, the more expensive the items that can be stolen.
  7. The energised moodlet from a successful steal (or the embarassed one from getting caught) acts as the cooldown for stealing.
  8. The Shameless reward trait prevents theft failure when caught (as well as preventing the embarassed moodlet), but does not prevent the reputation loss.
  9. The objects that can be stolen (at level 10 mischief) are as follows (not an exhaustive list):
  • Awards and trophies
  • Bar stools
  • Books (including tomes)
  • Candles
  • Cat wands
  • Certain career unlocks
  • Certain decor items (including hanging and wall decor)
  • Certain misc. surfaces
  • Certain statues and sculptures (even large ones)
  • Clocks
  • Collectibles
  • Computer chairs
  • Computers
  • Dining chairs
  • DJ Booths
  • Earbuds
  • Gaming consoles
  • Any Instrument (except the microphone)
  • Living chairs
  • Loveseats
  • Mounted fish
  • Omiscan artifacts (not the totems)
  • Paintings
  • Pet beds
  • Radios (not the smart speaker)
  • Sim-made paintings
  • Smaller posters
  • Sofas
  • Some misc. electronics
  • Table lamps
  • TV's (not Tiny Living)

Note: Certain objects within listed categories cannot be stolen, and certain ones in unlisted categories can. Never hurts to check the items within a target location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyreRoen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Daily Taishi-Sama #420 - The Kleptomaniac reputation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kdog8273
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...

Nothing they grab is ever returned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THOT_Patroller-13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Kleptomaniac Redditors, what is the most useless thing you've ever stolen?
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the lighter kleptomaniac

first post on reddit so eh roast me if you must

this is the story on how i exposed a lighter klepto....

my sister-in-law(now a ex sil) was a lighter klepto...but try to call her out on it and noooo that was HER lighter she bought just the "other" day....the only lighters she stole was the cheap disposable ones because hey zippos was too identifiable but anyhow...after losing a few lighters to her light fingers i decided to have some fun with it.

for the next month i collected up every empty lighter i could find....come friday went to my mother in law's house where everyone met up to play cards....just kept laying those empty lighters out besides my cigarettes and they just kept disappearing....and so in the middle of the card game the fun started....

sil pulls out a lighter ....i tell her wow that looks like mine that i just had...she says nope i bought this just the other day.....click click click click ....she yells damn empty lighter and throws it at the trashcan....pulls another lighter out...same story...click click click click .... damn empty lighter and she throws it at the trashcan again...rinse and repeat about 6 times....i'm rolling on the floor laughing at her oh you're not the lighter klepto...i been laying those empty lighters out all night and look who wound up with all of them...by now everyone is laughing at her.

ah well somehow i was the asshole for exposing her....

Wow thank you all for the awards!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeniorIngenuity6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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The tale of Sir Murder Hobo, kleptomaniac, and

The tale of Sir Murder Hobo, a kleptomaniac and the player who doesn't understand why D20 is called the d20 system: A cases study in player entitlement

Hey all here to bitch about players I had because one of them just bitched about my game in a group chat we are in, the game in question took place more than a year ago. I've been a DM for 12 years now. I've run 8 groups. My second group was the best we played for 4 years it was so much fun. I currently have a good group, we've been playing for 8 months now and tis going very well, we strike a nice balance of serious/silly its fun. But this group I am about to discuss was a nightmare.

Be me one year ago just before the pandemic,

Trying to run a group and get my friend involved. Only one of them has played an RPG before I was his DM but the other two players were literally drug addicts 9we lived in a ski town and all of us partied a lot but these two were like bringing mdma to the games and missing sessions because they hadnt managed to get to bed before 2pm after going out. So needless to say the group fell apart, but it was fun while it lasted. In any case me and Player One as we will call him roped in two other people a guy and a girl we play board game and improv games with regularly. They are both reasonably smart, creative, and charismatic and most importantly will show up for sessions.

We have trouble agreing on a setting. I hate classic fantasyland, its boring to me I do not want to play in a world made by reshuffaling tolkien troupes or at least not to shuffled. My players on the other hand want to just play in a bland world with runescape level lore. I come up with a compromise and a game that I think will satisfy us both. I creat the world of Cynder, one hundred years ago it was a world of wonders high fantasy where everyone lived basically like harry potter wizards then for reasons now forgotten the world was thrown into the equivalent of a magical nuclear war where the magical engine that had powered their society were turned into nukes that ripped the world apart sending them back to the stone age, magic storms rip across the ash wastes turning crops to glass or raining acid. Portals to worlds destroyed spew out magic storms. but in a few places warded from magic life is pretty much the same, they live in a classsic forest town protected by an arch fey and he husband. So there is this section of the world that is nice and pretty and very much classic fantasy land but

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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[WP] You have a sentient bag of holding that will greedily accept anything you put into it. You know your possessions are safe in it. The only problem is, it’s also a kleptomaniac, so getting them back is sometimes … challenging.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angel466
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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TIL: King Farouk of Egypt, the Pickpocket King. Infamous for stealing Winston Churchill's pocket watch, he was a known kleptomaniac and would steal from several rulers. Upon escaping from Egypt, authorities found the world's largest porn collection at the time among his belongings. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingflares
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I'm f*ckin fuming the kleptomaniac trait is OP

Just had a winterfest party and I notice HALF of my kitchen, INCLUDING THE STOVE, MY COUCH, AN EXPENSIVE LAPTOP and BAR STOOLS were SUDDENLY GONE what the actual fuck, never having a party again, gonna make my Sims a full covid hermit from now on

Edit: it was the damn 'sharing is caring' NAP πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiCkLeS1911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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My second time recruiting the "crossbow psychopath." First one had Kleptomaniac. Maybe they're always a criminal?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puggednose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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kleptomaniacs of reddit, what's the most expensive thing you stole?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Simon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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I’m currently watching bleach while I wait for the next seasons and I noticed that one character (Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez) looks awfully similar to our favorite kleptomaniac. So of course I had to draw it
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Kleptomaniacs of Reddit, what's the strangest thing you've ever picked up?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenTimelinesX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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The only thing a kleptomaniac cannot steal is a pun

They take everything literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoastingNoodles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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The kleptomaniac cat i.stuff.co.nz/national/12…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HargorTheHairy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Created a Sim via story... The story gave me an elder who is an evil kleptomaniac who hates kids. She beat someone up, yelled at a kid, and then immediately whistled to herself cheerfully as if her life is totally normal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwennylou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I just HATE kleptomaniac sims cause they keep ruining my lounges, restaurants etc community lots by stealing something essential, like the sinks from all the bathrooms?? 😩😀
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sracars
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I went to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting last night

but all the seats were taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Axl the Kleptomaniac
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharzin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Any mods for kleptomaniacs that are working with the newest patch?

I'm especially looking for:
- mod that makes every sim able to swipe
- mod that gets rid of kleptomaniac swipe cooldown (no waiting time between stealing)
- mod that enables stealing of more items/everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Several_Ad_6786
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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As the train entered the station, the kleptomaniac quickly swiped the laptop the absent-minded idiot had left behind on the bench.

He never noticed the rapid clicking sound coming from it.

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Just aged Kaori up so Akira (my Sim and Duane's grandson) could get with her and after I had him introduce himself it turns out she aged up with the Evil trait. πŸ˜‚ Guess it's better than the Kleptomaniac trait Kiyoshi got after I aged him up a while ago. πŸ˜†
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πŸ‘€︎ u/April0997
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Finally painted up our favorite kleptomaniac, Trazyn the Infinite!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jodleif
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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"THE CONTINUING MISADVENTURES OF BROTHER MIDAEL AND SACRED ICON NIGEL" - A lost sword, a rubber duck and some shiny red kleptomaniacs...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronin_Sol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I recently downloaded Slice of Life and am test-playing with this couple. Micah is a kleptomaniac and is married to Cherish, who has the mean trait. One morning at breakfast, Micah tried to steal something from her wife, and Cherish straight-up beat the crap out of her!! (See 2nd picture.) reddit.com/gallery/l9wa48
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclone_madge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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TIL A California couple’s pet cat stole more than 600 items from neighbors, including gloves, towels, bubble wrap, a San Francisco Giants baseball cap, and even a bikini. The kleptomaniac kitty’s record was 11 items in 24 hours. sfgate.com/bayarea/articl…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redmambo_no6
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Finally painted up our favorite kleptomaniac, Trazyn the Infinite!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jodleif
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Kleptomaniacs of Reddit, what was the best item you ever stole?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorwegianBeef
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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The armor of the kleptomaniac.

The armor can be any kind but it needs to have a pocket in which you must place a stolen item by sunset or the armor vanishes. The Item in the pocket vanishes after sunset and it resets the daily cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jano2006
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Jackie > Jasmine something something magical carpet ride. I'm expecting a kleptomaniac monkey companion named Abu in the next DLC CDPR.πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ v.redd.it/ddrmpf23d8a61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HmnkZilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I’m trying to do an evil legacy challenge so my first sim is a kleptomaniac in the criminal career, I wanna do the villain career with an evil sim and the interstellar smuggler career with and evil genius sim, BUT i would love some ideas to do if anyone wants to share !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheapdirt69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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As a Broadway director my life's greatest accomplishment was the production about a group of kleptomaniacs.

Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I showed up late to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting.

Needless to say, all the seats were already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What is the difference between a Literalist and a Kleptomaniac?

Nothing.

They both takes things literally.

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What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzareno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsidiousWeTrust
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

One takes things literally and the other takes things, literally.

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What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally while a kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolmanc123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...

...but all the seats were already taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

One takes things literally and the other takes things, literally.

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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

One takes things literally and the other takes things, literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaye_Axis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I showed up at the weekly Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting...

...but all the seats were already taken.

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