The inventors of the Ferris wheel and the merry-go-round never met each other

They moved in different circles

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2021
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The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian

I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tronkfool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!

It's a rags to riches story

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
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What did the inventors of the dry erase board say when they were done with their creation?

That's remarkable!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-if-by-whiskey-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2018
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The inventor of autocorrect died last week

His funnel will be tomato

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thricerocket239
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2022
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The inventor of autocorrect died earlier today.

His funeral will be held tomato.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DandyAndy008
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2022
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the inventor of the umbrella was only going to call it "brella"

But they hesitated.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FudgeNutsClegg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2022
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I feel sorry for the inventor of the cold air balloon…

It never really took off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2022
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The inventor of the pencil had pretty good evidences

He had a good point.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nordrb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2022
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The inventor of the USB stick has died

Thanks for the memory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2022
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The inventor of the throat lozenge died yesterday.

Family have requested that there would be no coffin at the funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2022
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How did the inventor of computer viruses escape?

He just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unknownableboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2022
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The inventor of autocorrect has passed away

His funeral is on sundial at moon.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilikecake81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2022
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You know Karl Benz, the inventor of the car?

He actually took a lot of inspiration for his designs from one of his idols, Ludwig van Beethoven, the inventor of the van

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChaosOrPeace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2022
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I'd like to personally thank the inventor of the mini skirt.

My balls have never felt so free.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2022
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Netflix is releasing a movie about the inventor of the tampon

It’s a period piece

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maximus-R-Delirious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2022
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The inventor of predictive text died recently.

May he rest in piss πŸ™

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DEOMIKOICHI
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2022
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Why did the inventor of the USB stick die in a plane crash?

He didn't safely eject.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frank-Dr3bin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2022
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TIL: The long sandwich was conceived by a British mathematician in 1578, but wasn't created until 1620 by the Dutch inventor, Cornelius Drebbel, who made his first dive under the Thames.

Oops sorry. Wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2022
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Wanna know why the inventor of stairs was considered the greatest genius of our time?

Because he always took life one step at a time

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MCKlassik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2022
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Did you hear that the inventor of the throat lozenge passed away?

There was no cough-in at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DickHeiden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2022
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The inventor of 'knock-knock' jokes should get an award!

The no bell prize, maybe?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_devils_violinist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2021
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An unknown inventor in 1876 was so thrilled that he’d just invented the first telephone …

Until he saw he had 3 missed calls from Alexander Graham Bell …

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afarro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2022
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What did the inventor say to the skunk?

Eureka!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Addicustheaverage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2022
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What did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?

A No-bell prize

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImNudeyRudey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2021
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the inventor of autocorrect just died

may he restaurant in peace

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoRefrigeratorHelp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2021
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The inventor of the water jug has died.

Tributes have been pouring in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2021
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I met the inventor of the windowsill the other day...

What a ledge!

Credit: Tim Vine

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KeyOutlandishness850
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2021
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Did you hear the news about the inventor of the knock-knock joke?

He won the Nobel Prize.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A_C0mm0ner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2021
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My grandad was a great inventor.indeed he invented the worlds first cold air balloon.

Sadly,It didn't take off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2021
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The inventor of the ballet skirt was really struggling to come up with a name

Until he put tu and tu together

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2021
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My friend is quite the inventor. He's managed to create a lightbulb powered only by wordplays.

Now he has a socket full of punshine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrisnolliedelves
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2021
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The inventor of the Velcro has died.

RIP.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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The inventor of Incognito mode...

Prefers to remain anonymous.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2021
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After a lifetime of jokes the inventor of the knock-Knock joke has been awarded..

The NoBell Prize.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8bitPete
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2021
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Did you hear how the inventor of Bejeweled turned into an atheist?

He got the bejesus scared out of him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/h-nuts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2021
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Do you know what was the name of the prize given to the inventor of the knock knock joke?

NoBell Prize

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cripplingleo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2021
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The inventor of the GPS has passed away.

His funeral will be held somewhere up the road, second or third turning on the right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2021
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What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now?

Rubbing his hands

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chriller1122
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/max69well
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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The inventors of the Ferris wheel and the merry-go-round never knew each other.

They travelled in different circles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LANSknecht
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2021
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The inventor of the throat lozenge died.

There was no coffin' at his funeral

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adderson10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2022
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The inventor of the Ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round.

They traveled in different circles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThunderBuckets73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2022
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The inventor of the throat lozenge died recently...

There was no coffin at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wanttobeawoman420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2022
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The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away

There was no cough-in at his funeral

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HuangWaang
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2022
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Did you know that the inventor of the ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round?

They ran in different circles

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2021
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How did the inventor of ballet skirts name them?

They put tu and tu together.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MathGuyTony
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2021
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My friend is quite the inventor

He's managed to create a lightbulb powered only by wordplays.

Now he's got a socket full of punshine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrisnolliedelves
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2021
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The inventor of Velcro just died.

RIP

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Advaldinho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
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What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??

The No-Bell Prize πŸ•ΊπŸΌ

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeyThereLinus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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