You hear them in both ears
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
It has its ups and downs.
It was on Tombler.
Doctor: We had to remove your colon. Me Why?
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It's an a-ply-ed science.
They said there was nothing interesting, just tiles and other cars. I said that's because the tunnel is "bored".
They didn't get it. I told them you have to dig deep for that one.
Eventually they got it, and told me to stop telling bad jokes. I wanted to see how low I could go.
Son: Dad, what’s Alzheimer’s? Dad: You’ll find out when I’m older.
A boar.
…is called Two's day? That's the only day of the week for which that works.
However it sickens me knowing they do it on porpoise
it was about doing your own hair colour.
