My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...

...lately, he's been feeling down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why did the window inspector quit his job?

He felt too much pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengwin34
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The elevator inspector’s job is very interesting.

It has its ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?

It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?

Because.....

It wasn't a-fish-shell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidtype
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What did the home inspector say to the sore loser?

Nobody likes a bad support.

(Okay, that was bad. Need better ones please!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haidukenshiruken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What does the yacht inspector do?

Makes sure everything is ship shape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woefulStargazer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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The fire inspector was at work today...

He was carrying around some sort of device that beeps a lot during his testing. I asked some of the staff here what is was and they didn't know so I said, "Must be an inspector gadget".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmeanmustid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I hear that the job market for mirror inspectors is growing at a surprising rate.

I really feel like this is a job I could see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codyahouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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In Soviet Russia

Back in the old USSR, a Soviet inspector met with the foreman of a large manufacturing facility.

Inspector: good morning comrade, how many men work here?

Foreman: about half

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bertrandmacklin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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An inspector visits a farm...

He tells the farmer that he wants to speak with his animals so he can check how their life there is.

The farmer reluctantly leads the inspector to the paddocks, the inspector notices some cows and approaches asking "Hello Ms Cow, how are you finding life on this farm?" The cow replied in a ventriloquistling voice, "I love my life on the farm, I get grass all day and get put indoors at night". The farmer is amazed at the sight before him.

The inspector makes his way to the duck pond and asks the ducks, "Ducks, how is your life at this farm?" The duck, like the cows reply "I love this farm, we get grain and the big pond. We love our life here".

The inspectors continues his way through the farm with the farmer in tow eventually reaching the sheep pen. As he makes his way towards the sheep the farmer quickens his pace catching the inspectors. "I have something to tell you before you chat to the sheep, THE SHEEP LIE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageRacoon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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My Grandad dropped this one at dinner...

An Official is inspecting a lunatic asylum to find one inmate to be released for the Asylum's anniversary, after several hours of visiting the numerous wards he enters one where he finds a man sitting on his bed carving a wooden block. He approaches the man and asks him what he was carving, the man on the bed replies that he carves wooden clothes pegs, and that each day he makes around 5. "Well that certainly is impressive" the inspector tells the man, "I think I shall recommend you to the warden for release." The inspector then notices a man hanging from the ceiling, "What is he doing up there?" he again questions the man on the bed. "Oh, he thinks he's a light bulb!" The man on the bed replies, "Well, shouldn't we get him down?" the Inspector asks, shocked, "Don't be daft!", remarks the Man on the bed, "I can't work in the dark!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperCraften
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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Why did the window inspector quit his job?

He felt too much pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengwin34
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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