What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.
He certainly won that game.
What did the avid bird hunter do?
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
A hunter went out into the forest
He went into the woods during a deep fog and saw a figure, so he shot...
He mist.
How did the hunter catch the bear?
With his "bear" hands!
Aye oh! I'll see myself out!
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
How did the panda escape the hunter?
What's the only Bounty Hunter Darth Vader is afraid of?
What's the name of the space bounty hunter who used to host Deal or No Deal?
The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
How did the hunter kill the polar bear?
He hit him right between the ice!
What did the enlightened dog say to the hunter?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
What did the hunter say when his gun stopped working?
Two hunters went out to hunt grizzly. As they drove up the mountain road, they saw a sign that said "Bear Left"...
Why didn't any of the animals believe the hunter when he said he was the king of the jungle?
We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.
But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart
Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake
Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?
It turns out he was de-ranged.
My friend gave his kids old fashioned names. The little boy is called Hunter.
The little girl is Gatherer.
Why did Will Smith turn down the movie role as a bear hunter?
Because he thought there shouldn’t be another Good Will Hunting
Did you hear about the unscrupulous mushroom hunter?
Did you hear about the duck hunter? It's horrible!
He's become addicted to quack!
Why did the Vampire Hunter stab the Vampire in the Shoulder
Two bird hunters ended up going missing in the woods.
Why did the hunter cut off the grizzly bear's arms?
Because according to the 2nd amendment.....the hunter has the right to bear arms
Why did the hunter go to the bank?
To take out a hundred bucks.
What ever happened to the man who failed as both a stone cutter and bounty hunter?
He could never find his quarry.
What did the Turkey say to the Turkey hunter?
Two hunters were driving to the hunting grounds when they saw a sign.
It said “Bear Left”, so they went home.
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