A list of puns related to "The Haves and the Have Nots"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Arthrites.
bronco-die-laters
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
It must have been the delivery...
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
βNo, but I brought you up, didnβt I?β
Iβm neapoliTAN!
The people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Doo.
To clarify, WHO let the dogs out
It's an new Al-Gore-rithm
It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!
Sorry for the Saab story.
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