What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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Commissioner Gordon allowing his own daughter to become a vigilante is the clearest sign of Gotham's descent

into barbaraism.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsey upvote the picture of the lamb Steak?

Because it was /r/awww

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Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

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When Gordon Sumner left the police to start a solo career

It became a Sting operation

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they call Gordon Ramsey β€œraw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
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What did Gordon Ramsay about the corned beef?

ITS SO CHEWY IT COULD FLY THE MILLENIUM FUCKING FALCON

Edit: Ramsay say bleh.

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A dad replied to a comment on a /r/AskReddit thread titled "Customers of restaurants that's appeared on Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmares, what was the food actually like before and after the show helped the resturant?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4stjtt/customers_of_restaurants_thats_appeared_on_gordon/d5c5il9?context=1

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Cheese puns (whilst waiting for a bill at a restaurant)

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

edayumDayumDAAAYUM

How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

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My Dad & Uncle (Also a Father) Reminiscing..

Dad: Remember Henry (last name) who lived on Gordon Avenue?

Uncle: You mean Gordon (last name) who lived on Henry Avenue?

I'm being conditioned.. I'm the only one that laughed..

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My coworker just got dad joked...

The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.

Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"

Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "

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