A list of puns related to "The Girl Behind the Counter"
"Which one?" she asked.
I replied, "William."
I got my car inspected and the exchange when I went to pay was as follows:
Her: "That will be a $30 bill"
Me: "Hmmm, I don't think I have a 30 on me"
Her: polite laughter
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
Today I took my cat to the vet. Another patient (giant dog) pooped while checking out. The poor girl behind the counter had to go clean it up. I had to be the one to tell her she had a crappy job! 💩
Long ago in a Taco Bell far, far away...
Cute Girl Behind Counter: Here's your order.
Me: (noticing a soft taco on the tray) I wanted a hard taco.
Girl: (uncertain what to do)
Dad: Try rubbing it a little. Usually works for me.
(sigh)
Went to the gardening store today as I needed some stuff for the garden (duhh), anyways when I get to the counter there's a small basket with some fancy ass dog biscuits. I grab a small crumbly bit and chew on it, and then tell the cute girl behind the counter.
"You know what? These things don't taste like dog at all"
She looked aghast at me, and started laughing like crazy, and got some weird looks from her manager.
I should have got her number...
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