A German guy went on a vacation to Miami to escape the German bitterly cold atmosphere. On his first day of the trip, he headed to the beach and had some mai tais.

Unfortunately, he has a low alcohol tolerance, so it did not take him long to be drunk.

He felt a strong urge to pee, and in his drunken state, decided to answer nature's call right on the sand.

Then, out of nowhere comes a lady, also a tourist. She was frightened and shrieked: "Gross!"

"Danke."

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