What did the first man on the moon do when he left his boot in outer space!
Everyone knows what the first man on the moon said, but what about the second one?
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”.
The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
There’s been a curse with being the very first man on the moon …
Nobody’s ever managed to repeat it ..
Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
The first letter of the sign of a derelict hotel fell off and killed a man.
Who came first? The man or the woman?
The man, after about 30 seconds.
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
Two thistles are arguing over who has the better yard The one turns to the other and says "your dirt is way too loose, man, look" and yanks him up and out of the ground Second thistle looks up at the first and goes
"I artichoke you for that"
I tried street tacos for the first time and man they were awful
They tasted like asphalt!
My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:
Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.
As a colorblind man, i thought i saw red for the first time
Turns out it was only a pigment of my imagination
Did you hear about the first successfully cloned man?
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."
"And he won?" I asked.
"Well, no..." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk!"
In heaven, there were two huge signs. The first read, "Men Who Did What Their Wives Told Them to Do." The line of men under this sign stretched as far as the eye could see. The second sign stated, "Men Who Did What They Wanted to Do." Only one man stood under that sign...
Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, “No one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself."
The man shrugged and said, “My wife told me to stand here.”
A blind and deaf man listens to braille music for the first time.
He says: “This shit bumps!”
A man was at his funeral where miraculously, he came back to life. However, he soon died again, and a second funeral was held, which went much smoother than the first one.
He must have had a re-hearse-al.
A young-looking sea captain comes on deck to greet his crew for the first time and one man blurted out by accident, "He's a baby!"
The captain responded, "No shit, I used to be a seaman."
What did the Native American say to the man who had just shown him his very first magic trick?
An elephant saw a naked man for the first time, what did it say to him?
How do you breathe with such a tiny nose?
The man I hired to watch my cattle was afraid of them a first. Now he cares for them like they're his children!
He went from coward to cow ward.
Why did the man not make it to his first case as a lawyer?
The Amazing Spider-Man was the first web comic
Ackchyually, Amazing Fantasy #15 was Spider-Man's first appearance, but whatever.
What did the blind man say when he listened to Braille music for the first time?
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers,
“WHOA, a talking muffin!"
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door."
"Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it."
"And he won?" I said.
"Well, no." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the jerk."
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