The Oscars are fake.
They are all paid actors.
What do you call the fake shit you use to wash your hair?
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
What do you call the space between fake tits?
Why did the prospector get a fake id?
The bar doesn't serve minors.
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
What did the Monk say when he saw Jesus’s face in fake butter
I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUDDHA!
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.
I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.
I had no idea my wife put a fake mustache on the squash
When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
To everyone who thinks the moonlanding was fake
The moon landing is obviously fake
Like c’mon the moon is still up there. It never landed.
I was excited to tell my friends I got a job at the fake foot store, but they wouldn't believe me.
Everyone kept saying it was a faux toe shop.
I threw a fake plastic turd at my wife's head while she was in the shower.
Maybe now she'll stop complaining that she's out of sham poo.
Did you hear about the guy selling fake Wimbledon tickets?
Looking at some fake fruit on the table, my dad said, “oh no!”
The substance you wash your hair with isn’t made from real feces, it’s fake. You could say it’s sham poo.
What is the difference between an embarrassing social situation and a fake dad?
Nothing, they're both faux pas.
A guy walks up to the convenience store counter and tries to buy a six pack with a fake $20 bill.
The elderly woman clerk quickly realized it was fake and became enraged!! She started screaming, grabbed his hair and slammed his head on the counter until he was out cold.
She was SO upset she had a counter fit.
Is the Viagra I've been sold fake?
Some people don’t like all the attention that occurs when you combine the spellings of 3 with 5 to create both a fake word/number.
But personally, I thrive on it.
What did the zookeeper yell when people kept saying the chimp in the cage was fake?
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
When you see fake grass for the first time
What did the real poster say to the fake poster?
What did the duck say to the fake doctor?
What do you call the guy who's driving a Fake Taxi?
Why didn't the bear have fake feet?
Why is the shower the best place to hide a fake turd?
Because where else would you find shampoo!
Have you heard of the fake Italian monkey walking around town?
What did the Hawaiian say when the fake missle alert made him poop his pants?
What did snoop dogg say when he found out that the rain was fake?
Wife lost her phone, I told her, "Go to the place where you're the most fake..."
"That's where you'll find your phoney"
The Bob Creamer Group was caught handing out Russian flags at CPAC to manufacture fake news about Russian flags being waved and then confiscated. I guess you could call this a...
I saw a fake bucket the other day
Fishing's so fake, you can clearly see the string.
The waiter at dinner told me there would be no charge. All I had to do was take off my fake hair.
What do you call the space between fake tits?
The moon landing was fake
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