What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?

One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.

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📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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Just tycoon things

As a real estate tycoon from a young age, I have always had an inexplicable, unfightable, almost erotic desire for the huge, residential apartment buildings that I've owned, towering over me and the whole city. My psychiatrist says the reason for this is because...

...I've always had complexes.

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📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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