A list of puns related to "The End of the Day"
It’s night
Because hindsight is 2020.
It's about thyme.
And together, we will rice!
Me: I don’t know about you, but I drove to work.
He then points at it, and says, ‘That’s a wrap, everybody.”
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
"I bet I reeled in a lot of the redditors looking for a punchline, eh?"
The other fisherman said, "yeah, the reel joke is usually in the comments!"
It's set in its ways
Funset!
The Eupocalypse.
It is 11-59 p.m.
Turns out it was a multiplication table.
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
A coworker of mine has said the same joke around 5 times atthe end of the day.
what did the shepard say to the other sheperd? Get flock out of here.
I responded with what did the soup tell the spoon? Get the fork out of here.
So i am asking you guys for similar jokes to say at the end of the day. Those two jokes over two weeks now have become boring.
"Cow was your day?"
It’s night.
And together, we will rice.
Lettuce Pray.
Ramen.
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out “60 Watts - Made in China”.
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