Did you hear about the prisoner who escaped after dismantling his cell?

They're calling it self defence.

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📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.

If we got rid of the Earth's core, it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.

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📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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I took my clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is," I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune."

"Let's have a look," said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet.

"Ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."

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📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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