The Conscript Puns

A list of puns related to "The Conscript"

I hear the military is getting so desperate they're conscripting street performers.

Yep, they're miming the roads

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👤︎ u/linguist96
📅︎ Aug 02 2022
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Why aren't farmers conscripted for the military?

.... because they're always seeding land

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👤︎ u/RobotArmMonkeyBrain
📅︎ Apr 11 2022
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