I was dragged to the cinema by mywife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy.

Half an hour into the film, I felt a nudge on my elbow. "What an outrage," my wife murmured "The person sitting in front of us is sleeping!" She said, clearly offended.

I was fairly annoyed. I replied: "You woke me up to tell me that?"

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