A list of puns related to "The Brothel"
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but they didn't want nun.
I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory
Because he doesn’t pay. He nuts and bolts.
Ho, ho, ho!
Because they never received the money that Lamar Odom.
In Homer Simpson voice
Beat it. We’re closed.
A psychiatrist asked his patient if he could remember one life changing moment that really stood out from any others.
He replied. "Why yes. I remember it like it was yesterday. I was running down the street with tears flowing from my eyes crying 'Its a boy, its a boy!' I made a concious decision that day to never visit another brothel in Thailand".
At the brothel.
"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs.
When my daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laughs too.
When I get home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!"
Where do soups go to have a good time? To the brothel.
What about the soups with girlfriends? They go home and spoon.
What about the soups who are all alone? They look in the mirror and take stock.
When I was a kid, and my parents would drive me somewhere, we often had to take a road that had a bunch of brothels by the side. It's not a dirty neighbourhood or anything, just a fairly busy street between two cities. One time, my dad slowed down, and started waving at the ladies in the brothels.
I saw him waving and tried to see what he was waving at. "Look son, all these ladies know me", he said. And indeed, all these barely clothed ladies standing in these houses with flashy lights were waving right back at him. I was completely in aww of him! When I asked him who those ladies were he wouldn't answer, he'd only say: "oh, just good friends". He did that the next couple of times we passed that road and it took me a few years to figure out what was going on.
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