Where did the boulder go to learn its arithmetic?

The School of Hard Rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyYes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Bob the Boulder [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pununciation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What did the geologist say when he found a 69 pound metamorphic boulder?

β€œGneiss.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaz5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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When the gubernatorial candidate was killed by a boulder, his only opponent won the election by a landslide.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I was thinking of a joke about Sisyphus rolling the boulder up the hill, but then it lost momentum.

But it still has potential.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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How amazing is that scene in The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..

CGI Rocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesaket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Rock climbing isn't for me

I just can't get the hang of it. Maybe if I was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I was walking through a quarry…

I said to the foreman, β€œThat sure is a big rock!”

β€œBoulder,” he corrected me.

So I stuck out my chest andΒ shouted,Β β€œTHAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

i c e i c e w a t e r

Architecture is an aspiring career path.

β€˜Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.

Plants should always rooted in the ground.

Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.

Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.

Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.

Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.

My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.

I am not a fan of wind turbines.

Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.

Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.

Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.

A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.

I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.

Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.

Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmanofdoom95
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Rocked this one while waiting for number to be called at DMV

Son's taking permit test today and while waiting to be called we watched some "interesting" facts they put on the tv screen.

Son points out, hey dad look Nevada's official state rock is Sandstone.

Me: I feel they could have made a boulder choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SFAQL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Went rock climbing this weekend...

I asked the kids: Which one is braver, the big rock or the mountain?

The big rock: It's a little boulder.

The kids walked away. Sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerd_of_gods
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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My Grandpa got my Dad at dinner

So my family goes out to dinner at a restaurant. My dad orders the rockfish and after the food gets to the table my grandpa says, "Hows the rockfish? Is it one big boulder or a bunch of little stones?" He then receives a bunch of sighs from my family and thanked my younger sister for actually laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMainSqueeze
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2014
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I started working at a quarry

I said to the foreman, β€œThat sure is a big rock!” β€œBoulder.” So I stuck out my chest andΒ shouted,Β β€œTHAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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