The Blue and the Gray Puns

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Dad: “I like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”

“...don’t go with anything.”

My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.

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