An exchange between my wife and I 10 minutes ago

I'm sitting there feeding my baby yogurt when my wife comes over and leans over the baby to give him a kiss. The baby, at this point, reaches up with his yogurt covered hand and taps my wife, putting a nice blob of yogurt on her face.

Me: You just got Yoplayed.

Wife: You did not just say that.

Me: I know, it's bad. It's actually Oikos.

Wife: Whatever, it's all Greek to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TypewriterKey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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While watching TV with the wife...

A sinus medicine commercial comes on. A blob of snot keeps telling a guy "I'm gonna follow you to work, it's burrito day." The guy says, "no, I took Brand X sinus meds. You're staying home today."

I look at the wife and say, "the guy would probably have taken him if he wasn't so snotty about it."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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