The Best of Times Puns

A list of puns related to "The Best of Times"

Six-thirty is the best time of day.

Hands down.

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👤︎ u/hankventure83
📅︎ May 21 2021
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In the best Dadjoke move of all time..

Stephen King actually named his son Joe.

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👤︎ u/Futch1
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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What is the best kept secret of all time?

Well why would I tell you

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👤︎ u/tomatoduck7
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.

Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.

"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"

"Why's that Dad?"

"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."

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👤︎ u/DrobeOfWar
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Lent is the best time of the year to run a marathon.

Because that's when you fast.

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👤︎ u/ndGall
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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👤︎ u/impostorbot
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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What’s the best unboxing video of all time?

Se7en

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👤︎ u/rupanath97
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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What's the best time of day to wash your engine?

Dawn, it's tough on grease.

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👤︎ u/Nano_Jragon
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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When is the best time of day to see a dentist?

Tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/MyGuiltyLife
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Farmers have a hard time being the best because all of them are out standing in their fields
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👤︎ u/MrDorkside
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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The Best Type of Time Capsule

A coffin.

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👤︎ u/daddjokes
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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When’s the best time of day to have pie?

3:14 pm

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👤︎ u/Jesusloveskfc
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrodinger: This is already my favorite book of all time!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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When is the best time to get rid of a beard?

Daylight SHAVINGS time!

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👤︎ u/ALKRA-47
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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6:30 is the best time of day...

Hands down

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👤︎ u/suehil2k
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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6:30 is the best time of the day.

Hands down!

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👤︎ u/Aagistar
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What is the best time of the day, hands-down?

6:30.

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👤︎ u/Sac_fo_dayz
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What's the best time of day?

6:30. Hands down.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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6:30 is the best time of day.

Hands down.

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👤︎ u/Autofailed
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What’s the best time of day

6:30 hands down

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👤︎ u/Majka0011
📅︎ May 04 2020
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6:30 is the best time of day.

Hands down.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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What time is, hands down, the best time of day?

6:30.

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👤︎ u/JPINFV
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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