It's a berry on the top!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djadmn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?

It was a currant affairs program.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endangeredpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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If I’m out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam?…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theangelsspark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What's the most exciting news for berries?

Currant events.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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These three bands are unreal! Spinal Tap, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters, and The Partridge Family.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Why did the berry not want to go to the library?

Because it was full of lying berries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nesh97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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The Grape Depression by Berried Alive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pielewis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The Cat is Innocent!

I got very annoyed when I found one of our cats, Steve, perched on a manyberry berry pie I had just baked. I was ready to yell at him when my son - 12 at the time - exclaimed "Stop Mom! Don't yell... he's just an innocent Pie Stander!"

Steve was not yelled at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpasticArdvaark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Two fruits were dating

The grape said, "I love you berry much." The other, who had much thicker skin, said, " I'm sorry, but we cantelope."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajjanialthor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I wanted to get to the center of the strawberry that never told the truth...

So I went into the lie berry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorChipHazzard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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And I'm not even a dad.

Her: "Look at that poop, it's all full of berries! I bet it was a bear."

Me: "Just because of the berries? What is dog poop full of, doggies?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scatterpulse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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Dad (Mom) Joked my Two Year Old Daughter

My two year old was at the kitchen table coloring when I saw her put a crayon in a cup and pretend to drink from it. I then asked her "how was your crayon berry juice?" She just gave me a "Whatever Mom" look and kept coloring. At least my husband laughed at it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowmakesmelonely
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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One day my son will learn not to make dumb comments..

Filled a few empty Gatorade bottles with water. My son found them sitting on the counter..

Son "Oh, this is OBVIOUSLY Gatorade."

Me "It's CLEARLY fruit punch + berry."

Son "...I need a new dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/village_lunatic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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