A list of puns related to "The Belligerents"
"Well fine, then. Suture self."
So my dad told this joke around the campfire to my friends and I one night in high school when he was very belligerent:
So there's this girl with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach, crying her eyes out. A man walks up to her and asks, "Ma'am, why are you crying?"
The women replies, "I've never been kissed before."
The man decides to give her a kiss to stop her from crying and sure enough, she cheers up and stops crying.
The next day, the same woman with no arms and no legs is crying once again on the beach all by herself. The same man goes up to her and asks again, "Ma'am, why are you crying?"
The woman replies, "I've never been fucked before."
The man picks her up, throws her into the water and says, "There, you're fucked!"
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