saved by the Belle
was unpresidented.
It was just a Lye
May end up being a Miss Steak...
A mirror
Unlike the bee, which is in his hand.
Because she's a Southern Belle
... eye brows.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
Rests in the βoyβ of the beholder.
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
Oh wait these are wasps
The No Belle prize
... then smoke is always in your eye.
Each time we drive by the beauty school I attempt a dad joke. Here are some of my favorites.
I wonder how often they use highlighters in their coursework.
Do you think they have extension courses?
Students are dying to get out of there.
Does every teacher allow makeup work?
You know, they're doing the opposite of filing for unemployment.
I wonder how often they change the locks in there?
Do you think cutting class is a requirement?
Does each student have a permanent record?
Do my puns make you want to curl up and dye?
She was pretty in tents!
No body
Disaster.
My four-year-old son ran excitedly to the door to greet her. When she opened it, her appearance was startling. She looked like a goth. Her eyes were surrounded with jet-black make-up, with dramatic extra lashes drawn to the sides.
My son let out a shriek and rushed back into my arms for a hug. "What's on Mommy's eyes?" he asked tearfully.
I replied, "Ma scare ya?"
http://i.imgur.com/K9AvDnz.jpg
It's a pretty tired joke.
"I was blown away"
Q: How do Hong Kongers cozy up? A: They dim some.
Winner of the No-Belle prize.
