What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?

We will meat again!

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📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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The gateway arch of puns
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📅︎ Sep 30 2020
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Do you think geologists have an event around this time of the year called Arch Madness?
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👤︎ u/YaBoiJFlo
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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👤︎ u/jbitel
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Tom Swiftie: “Who rounded off the top of this doorway?” Tom said archly.
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👤︎ u/Eroe777
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.

He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"

"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.

"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.

"Well, he was our arch-enemy."

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👤︎ u/cja1968
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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My friend hurt his foot walking around a St.Louis landmark...

It was the Arch.

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📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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My friend's dad dropped this one about marijuana

"If they sold marijuana at the St. Louis Arch, it would literally be a gateway drug..."

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👤︎ u/lodlob
📅︎ Aug 09 2015
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