Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.

For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2019
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Wife: I'm pregnant and you're the father!

Me: Seriously!?

Wife: It's a prank! Happy April Fools!

Me: You mean you're not pregnant?

Wife: No, I mean you're not the father.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
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March is Cancelled

This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wernershnitzl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2020
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April Fools

One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, β€œCan you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!

Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThisDoodIce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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My dad would always wake me up early on my birthday...

Every year until I was 12 he would wake me up early and tell me "happy birthday!". As I woke up groggy and happy he then would say "April fool's, see you later!" And left my bedroom laughing.

It's the one curse of being born on April 2nd.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wassern
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2018
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So he was born on April Fool's Day

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April's Fool and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hoximor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2015
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Please send good thoughts to my coworker tomorrow.

His wife's due date was today, but nothing has happened yet. She will have the upper hand all day tomorrow. I can just see these happening.

Wife: "Honey, it's finally happening."

Husband: "What? Are you going into labor?"

Wife: "It's finally April Fools Day."


Wife: "Honey, it broke."

Husband: "What? Your water broke?"

Wife: "Water's still fine, I just broke my nail."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2017
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A Dad-tastic April Fools joke

This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me

>Me: Mr. Lion eh?

>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.

>Me: I'll call!

I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaszune
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2015
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Dadholes 4 is Coming in 4 Days

Dads, Dadholes and mother tolerating fathers rejoice! Dadholes 4 drops in 4 days! The plan is for Dadholes 4 to come out April Fools Day, Dadholes 5 on Mothers Day and Dadholes 6 on Fathers Day. Dying is easy. Being a dad is hard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChrisWylde
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