The All Together Puns

A list of puns related to "The All Together"

What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?

Pier pressure.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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Can you believe that they are still together after all of the crap they have been through?

Your buttcheeks

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👤︎ u/TwitcherDeath07
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.

It would be a Pangea breakfast

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👤︎ u/International_Sea285
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.

They pared up nicely.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 03 2020
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If you got all the kids born between 2001 and 2010 together...

If you got all the kids born between 2001 and 2010 together and had them do a group activity, you could have a quarantine, quaranteen, quaranteam!

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👤︎ u/Stingrea51
📅︎ May 03 2020
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A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...

It's our hey-ride.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I came home really drunk last night and decided to tie all the spaghetti together when I sat down to eat.

I ended up skipping dinner.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Dad: "I can't believe they're still together after all of the crap they've been through..."

Mom: "Who?"

Dad: "My butt cheeks."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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We should get all the ex-USSR states back together

Then we could have a Soviet re-Union

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👤︎ u/Yacobthegreat
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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What are a rabbi, a priest and an imam doing all together in the woods?

Just wondering.

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👤︎ u/flowt
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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My Home Depot Manager got us together for serious store meeting. He asked who was breaking all the lumber in the wood aisle.

Me: (tightening my black belt) I don’t know but he must be pretty strong.

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👤︎ u/ImVladimirPutin
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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All the butchers in town came together.

It was a giant meating.

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👤︎ u/Legat-Beelzebub
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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The owls were working together all along.

Turns out they were in cahoots

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👤︎ u/xandrehills
📅︎ Jul 04 2015
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December 24 is my grandma's birthday, so we have all the family together to celebrate Christmas and her birthday at the same time.

Every year my father think's it's hilarious to say "It's amazing, you were born a day before Jesus and are still with us."

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👤︎ u/Broke_stupid_lonely
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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I decided to tie up all the spaghetti together when I was drunk last night.

I ended up skipping dinner.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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I can't believe they're still together after all of the crap they've been through

My dad: I can't believe they're still together after all the crap they've been through

Me: Who?

My Dad: My butt cheeks

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👤︎ u/DynamicWanderer
📅︎ Apr 16 2015
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