Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think I’ll call it “Mr. Holland’s Opus”
What's the difference between an actor and a director?
One gets in real trouble, the other in reel trouble.
Hey... Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage!
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
My dad told me he met that famous actor on his walk in the woods.
The actor playing Gandalf was enchanting.
I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.
I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.
Why could the actor never read their lines from cue cards?
Because they kept trying to read between the lines
From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.
He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.
What do you get when you cross an actor with the sea?
Who is the wealthiest actor in the world?
Why did the actor always have messy hair?
He couldn’t get a good part.
What is the name of the great actor, who also quietly plays an instrument?
Who respect actors the most?
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...
...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They’re the Tolkien white guys.
*Sent to my by a co-worker
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?
One's Chris Pratt, the other's a crisp rat.
The actor who played Bilbo is really upset that a supermarket opened up right next to his house.
Unexpected item in the Baggins area.
What do you think of the actor Robert Money?
Sorry, I meant Robert Dinero
The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show “Jessie” died the day after Friday
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
Who is the most grateful actor in the industry?
Who was the Egyptian blacksmith's favorite actor in GoodFellas?
That face when everyone thinks you're a British actor, but you're low-key the god of mischief
What is the opposite of an actor?
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
I knew a lead actor who really did "break a leg" when he slipped off the stage during his performance.
He had a really great cast.
The piano is a paid actor!
Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man
Their appearance was kept under wraps
When movie actors die, they are out of the picture.
The actor for Skywalker in Star Wars made a lot of money from his work in the franchise.
One might say, it was Lucrative.
The actor refused to get his broken leg treated at the hospital
Claiming he was already a cast member.
Why did everyone think the pasta was a good stage actor?
Can anyone tell me who the actor who played Forrest Gump was?
Hear about the TV Actor from Power Rangers getting arrested?
Picked up earlier this week on drug charges. He's a Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger.
The hardest role an actor can play is that of a mascot.
They really have to get into their character.
Does anyone happen to know the name of the actor who played Forrest Gump?
What was the pickpocketing actor named?
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
An actor I know fell through the floor once.
But it was just a stage he was going through.
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?
It was just a stage he was going through.
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor boards?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?
They were just going through a stage.
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